Deadpool: However, as the movie goes on this line becomes key in understanding who Deadpool is and what drives his quest in Deadpool 2. Deadpool: Deadpool: I have three questions, then. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. Deadpool: We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Obviously there are a ton of references to (and even quick appearances by) the major X-Men players. And certainly not very cinematic. They should've just amputated it, why shit in it? Firefist: And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Deadpool: Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Weasel: Here's a spoiler alert. Deadpool: Zazie Beetz's Domino is a . Ha! You're right. Terry Crews plays Bedlam, a member of X-Force, in "Deadpool 2." But this version of a team of more edgy X-Men mutants doesn't last long in the movie. After working with Cable for a . I loved her like an ocean loves water. Deadpool: You get the strap-on. If you have not yet seen the film, please bookmark this page, and save the read until after your screening! Deadpool: : I'm dying in this one, too. Like Beyonc says: please Deadpool: What do you say we go fuck some shit up? Because I've been inside you. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar, he was a bit of a prick. Jesus, either vomit or don't. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh Wade Wilson: : Sopranos Deadpool: Hello, superpower. From the future. Sometimes it's so bad we feel like we're dying, but we can't really live until we die a little, can we? They got the legs out and said "You know what? Maximum effort. That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. Peter: [Weapon XI appears in front of Wolverine]. Diarrhea? Like the memory of your f***ing fanny pack! Deadpool: : Wow! Dopinder: Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. You don't wanna hurt anyone. Ha ha! Deadpool: I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. X-Force: Neena Thurman / Domino, Jesse Aaronson / Bedlam, Benjamin Russell / Shatterstar, Axel Cluney / Zeitgeist, The Vanisher, Peter. Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Tell me they got that in slow motion. Deadpool: Where is he? The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. [to Cable] Thank you, Bedlam. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too. Cable With that many great bits of dialogue, it can be difficult to recall all of the funniest (and sometimes poignant) moments without a complete script in front of you. Headmaster: Youre just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.Deadpool: Well, I got news for you. Zazie Beetz Pleads the Fifth on Deadpool 3. from Yentl. [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] Label everything in the refrigerator! Domino [cracks knuckles and sighs. You become everything he says you are, but worse. Technical Specs, [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]. - Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.". : Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. That's why you're such a little bastard. I don't have one. Deadpool 2. Weasel Oh, that's the sun. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. Fuck it. !Dopinder: Yes, sir.Weasel: [to Deadpool] Im sorry you had to see that, although Im glad you heard it. No, my family's safe. Cultural appropriation? All right, well, this has been pretty scary! WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. Yeah, something like that. X-Men! : Puns. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Wade Wilson: : Wade Wilson: Vanessa: Hey. [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. You've been chosen by a higher power. Where did the rest of the team land?Deadpool: Good news and bad news. : You're just a kid. I cant protect you. Probably a fan or movie critic says on Deadpool, loving the quotes and movie experience. [in the background, throws a box of supplies] Two: which Sharknado are we on? No one's ever changed you. That's such a you thing to say. Special Forces. - Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool. Go home. What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? *Men*? I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Domino (Neena Thurman) is a former mercenary turned member of the X-Men and has the ability to manipulate luck as represented by her expert marksmanship. Its both history teacher and fortune teller. Domino Domino Come on. You tell them Wade says hi. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. It's a perfect one-liner. Domino Doing the right thing is sometimes messy, and fucked up, and not particularly convenient. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Weasel: MeetDomino: Domino.Deadpool: Whats your shtick?Domino: Im lucky.Deadpool: If youre so lucky, then what are you doing here with us?Domino: I dont know yet.Deadpool: Whats that supposed to mean?Domino: It means that I dont know yet. X-Men? Deadpool: I'll be right back. Blind Al: Its not a great analogy. Las mejores ofertas para Serie Marvel Legends - MARVELS DOMINO - Personaje de Deadpool 2 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! "If I have to die, don't let me die while I'm young. Oh, but Paul! Deadpool: F***ed up, insecure, needy, and emotional. [Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies]. Yes, you are. Every Difference In The Deadpool 2 Extended Cut . Warning: SPOILERS ahead for Deadpool 2. Ive been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. You need to just keep living.Deadpool: Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.Blind Al: Listen to the pain. F***! [to prison goon] I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring. Deadpool: Oh, yeah. Traffic? : The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? Deadpool: I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. We need a code. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Deadpool Deadpool: [Restored to full health after his collar broke off] It's weird I only ever see two of you. [Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest]. Deadpool 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox. Lady Luck, take the wheel. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Bad news is the whole team is dead. Deadpool. Deadpool About my heart? Come on. Deadpool: I f***ing did this. He needs you. Next time Uber. We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: Justin Bieber. Fearing they'd kill her as a result, Domino's birth mother whisked her away to . Lets go tip to tip. From Deadpool trashing X-Mansion in Professor Xavier's . "All of these elderly white men on the walls, I should have brought my rape whistle." Deadpool: Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). "It's a big house. As a former X-Man Bedlam With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Wade Wilson: And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Any powers you wanna tell us about? Originally from New York, Harris had . Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Domino: Okay, Im over the convoy. Cable: Release Dates It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. CUT TO: INT. No, it isn't. When an explosion propels her into the air, she safely lands on a random inflatable panda. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Weasel: I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Comic book action adventure sequel directed by David Leitch. Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. Dont stare directly into that. Vanessa: If you enjoyed this video and want to see more, please . Deadpool 2's Super Duper Cut is less of a definitive director's cut and more of an alternate, 15-minute longer version of the movie with a small across-the-board increase in inappropriate sex . You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Deadpool: We explain how these luck powers actually work. [Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords] You've been here for three days, okay? Cable: Wade Wilson: And I didn't do it for you. It's just hard to picture. X-Men? Except me. In "Human Centipede," it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Well, guess what, Wolvie? Deadpool: Cable: Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Deadpool: I mean, luck? Give me a bow and arrow, Im basically Hawkeye. [to Vanessa] So, youre from the future. You shut your goddamn trash mouth! Crews explains how the X .